Monday, January 01, 2007

Britney Spears Nude Crotch Shots Spawn Satirical Vow

Britney Spears Nude Crotch Shots Spawn Satirical Vow


Britney Spears Hot Picture, Britney Spears Pic, Britney Spears Bikini Photo

Britney Spears no panties crotch shots have caused quite a stir and was easily the biggest pop-culture attention getter of the year.

In 2006, Spears hit the headlines for incidents including driving with her infant son Sean Preston sitting on her lap; having social services call round to investigate reports the boy fell out of this high chair; posing nude on the cover of Harper's Bazaar while pregnant; and filing for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline weeks after giving birth to their second child Jayden James.


Now Britney Spears may not have revealed her New Year's resolutions as of yet, but Page Six reports that her private parts have.


Apparently the satirical Web site, http://britneyspearsnewpicture.blogspot.com, says the pop tart's pubic area, which Britney Spears famously flashed last month while emerging from limos, has issued this vow: "I will, like, totally try and, um, stay covered up in, um, 2007. No promises though, y'all!"


In other news, Britney Spears has reportedly signed a deal with Vanity Fair to tell all about her failed marriage to Kevin Federline.


A source tells British newspaper The Sun, "Britney Spears has agreed to make Vanity Fair her first big statement about her new life."


The interview will reportedly be very frank. Britney Spears was impressed with how the mag handled Jennifer Aniston's first interview after her divorce from Brad Pitt.