Friday, March 30, 2007

Britney Spears’ Dentist: ‘Give the Kid a Break’

Britney Spears’ new dentist has urged Hollywood’s paparazzi to leave his star client alone after witnessing photographers swarm her as she visited him for two teeth-whitening sessions this week (begs26MAR07).


Dr William Dorfman admits he still cannot believe what he saw as an army of snappers tried to get a shot of Britney Spears crotch’ first dental visits since checking out of rehab last week (ends23MAR07).


Dorfman tells Access Hollywood, “We checked Britney Spears crotch teeth. We did Zoom whitening. Everybody in Hollywood whitens their teeth.


“C’mon give the kid a break! Just let her whiten her teeth.”


Dorfman has also cleared up a misunderstanding on Sunday (25MAR07), which left the media speculating about the pop star’s health - after it appeared she checked into a Century City hospital.


The dentist explains, “Britney Spears crotch came in here on Sunday. She had a tooth she wanted me to check. Unfortunately her driver accidentally went to the emergency room in Century City instead of my office. It’s right in front.”


Dorfman insists britney spears upskirt’ two visits to his offices in the past five days were just routine: “I have to dispel any rumors; britney spears upskirt is not having an extreme dental makeover.”

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Britney Spears Rushed to Medical Facility

Britney Spears was rushed to a Los Angeles medical center Sunday night after breaking a tooth.

The singer, 25, visited the Century City Medical Plaza following the dental emergency.

A Plaza employee tells Us Weekly, "Britney Spears was smiling for the cameras, but the moment Britney Spears got into the elevators she was complaining to her bodyguards that it was unfair her tooth was broken, but she couldn't take painkillers."


Britney Spears made her first public appearance since leaving rehab on Friday - to take a dance class and enjoy sushi with friends.

The pop superstar checked out of Promises rehab facility in Malibu, California last week, and made sure her first Friday night of freedom was all fun.

Wearing fishnet stockings and dance boots, the star britney spears took an advanced-level hip-hop class with instructor Darrien Henning at the Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood.

Henning tells People magazine his new student "lit up" the room.

The dance teacher says, "I had no idea she was coming, so I was shocked." He adds, "Britney Spears did the choreography really well... Britney Spears came in and nailed it."

After britney spears dance class, Britney Spears joined friends at Bel Air Japanese restaurant Sushi House Unico.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Britney Spears Dating Rocker

Troubled pop star Britney Spears has reportedly fallen for a rock musician while she is in a rehabilitation facility, according to media reports.

The 25-year-old has started dating a musician hot britney spears met while attending Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) meetings and reportedly plans to move in with him once she's finished her stint in rehab.

According to the National Enquirer, the "Toxic" singer is dating Jason Filyaw, the 33-year-old lead guitarist for the rock band Riva.

A source explains, "Britney Spears adores Jason. He's been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life.

"Britney Spears's convinced Jason can help her through rehab because as an alcoholic, he's been through the same thing."

According to the publication, Britney Spears emails and phones Filyaw constantly and they even have pet names for each other - he calls Britney Spears Sugar, Kitten and My Lady, while Britney Spears refers to him as Mr. Secret Underground Guy and J-Sun.

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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Britney Spears no laughing matter

For some reason, that picture sticks in my head. The one of Britney Spears attacking a car with an umbrella.


Go ahead and laugh if you want. I won't blame you.



Still, the picture -- it was all over the news last week -- stops me. There she is, this pop princess, newly bald, dressed unglamorously in shorts and sweatshirt, rearing back with an umbrella, ready to give that car what it has coming. Supposedly, the vehicle belongs to a photographer who had been tailing hot and sexxy britney spears.

In that photo, there is something of the spoiled child lashing out. Something of the little girl, broken. Something of the baby crying for help.


As I said, I can't blame you if you laugh. Blaming you would be hypocritical.


Britney Spears doesn't get a lot of air time in my internal monologue. I don't listen to her music or watch her videos. Britney Spears's a presence at the edge of consciousness, more famous for being pretty and showing skin and sowing scandal than for any intrinsic quality of her singing. Suffice it to say, Gladys Knight's legacy is safe from her encroachment. Barbra Streisand does not suffer in the comparison.


To the degree I think about her at all, it's usually as a laugh line. People ask if I miss being a pop music critic, having spent the first 18 years of my professional life in that capacity. I tell them I give thanks every morning that I don't have to pretend to take Britney Spears seriously. It's always good for a chuckle.


That's what Britney Spears was to me: a punch line.


Am I the only one? Or isn't it true that between her two-day first marriage, her Madonna kiss on national television, her panties-optional dress code, she long ago became, even for her fans, a person whose attraction lay less in her modest talents than in the sense you never knew what she might do next? She was a little crazy. A little out of control. A little clueless in ways that made you feel better about the garbage of your own life.


As in, maybe I ain't no Nobel Prize winner, but at least I have sense enough to wear underwear when I go out.


And you could say this, talk about her as if she weren't in the room, because she was not, in some sense, real. Britney Spears was an abstract, an idea. Not a troubled young woman who has been in and out of rehab in recent days, a woman for whom fame and fortune have apparently proved inadequate to fill the emptiness inside.


The abstraction is not surprising: Whatever media touch, they objectify. Some years ago, I got an e-mail from an outraged reader who, as the saying goes, called me everything but a child of God. I e-mailed him back, and we ended up having a perfectly civil exchange. I remember he seemed embarrassed, as if he had not quite realized that the byline represented an actual human being who might actually read his invective. He had hurled it at an idea of me.


But I am not an idea.


If that can be forgotten about someone whose claim to fame is just that he scribbles in newspapers, how much more easily is it forgotten about those who live in the klieg lights of real fame? What must it be like to have your marriage and divorce, your relationship with your parents and kids, your sagging backside and ballooning thighs, dissected by millions of strangers who think they know you? Does money make that OK? Do luxury and fame?britney spears no pantie, britney spears crotch shot, britney spears pantie


I wouldn't think so. Life is not a show. But if we ever knew that, we forgot it in our rush to a day of "reality" television, tabloid journalism and famous for nothing celebrities. There is no reverence, no privacy, nothing held back as sacred. We ooh and aah and laugh and point at the garbage of other lives, and forget that even the most famous person is still a person, not an idea.


Britney Spears Jean Spears is not an idea. She's a 25-year-old mother of two who is coming apart at the seams. In public.


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Friday, March 09, 2007

Britney Spears 'believes she has postpartum depression'

Troubled pop star Britney Spears reportedly believes she does not need treatment for drug or alcohol abuse because she is suffering from postpartum depression.


The Toxic singer has been in rehab in Malibu, California for two weeks and is furious with friends and family for making her seek counselling.


A source tells American publication Us Weekly: "She's convinced she's suffering from postpartum depression and does not think she has an alcohol or drug problem.


"Britney Spears's angry at her family and her manager for pressuring her to enter the programme. Britney spears feels she was ambushed."


Britney Spears checked in to Promises Residential Treatment Centre on February 21, after several months of hard partying.


A source says doctors are still concerned about her condition saying: "They're in shock at what bad shape she's in."


The 25-year-old has reportedly not been on her best behaviour at the facility.


A Britney Spears source added: "(sexxy and hot britney spears) has been getting in tons of trouble. (sexxy and hot britney spears has) been reprimanded for making cell phone calls, has left the facility to shop, and now britney spears wants to leave rehab for good."


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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Producer Timbaland Wants to Save britney spears

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Timbaland, who's crafted hits for Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado, wants to help britney spears reclaim her once-stellar career.


'I feel her pain, it really bothers me,' the 34-year-old rapper-producer says in an interview in Entertainment Weekly magazine's March 16 issue. 'I'm the type of person who tries to save the world. I just want to take her away, go overseas, and work (it) out.'


Timbaland says he invited Timberlake, his 'best friend' and britney spears' ex-boyfriend, to be part of that plan.


'I asked Justin, `How would you feel about me working with Britney Spears?' I had to ask him that,' Timbaland is quoted as saying. 'I said, `Would you do it with me?''


The 26-year-old 'SexyBack' singer said he would, according to Timbaland, who notes: 'britney spears's just gotta be serious.'


Timberlake's spokeswoman, Sonia Muckle, referred inquiries to Timbaland's spokeswoman, Monique Idlett, who didn't immediately respond to a phone call Wednesday from The Associated Press. Gina Orr, a publicist at Jive Records, britney spears' label, didn't immediately respond to an e-mail message.


Last month, britney spears, 25, checked into Promises Malibu drug and alcohol rehabilitation center in California, capping a week of bizarre behavior in which britney spears entered and exited rehab twice, shaved her head bald and went out clubbing with friends.


'I just want to hold her hand,' Timbaland says. 'I want her to be in my camp, to be around Justin. I need Justin to talk to her. Help sweet britney spears, please!'

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Sunday, March 04, 2007

Britney Spears wants another child with Kevin

Britney Spears has told estranged husband Kevin Federline that she wants to have another child with him.


According to the News of the World, the singer admitted that she hopes to resume her relationship with Federline when hot britney spears leaves the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California.


A source told the newspaper: "Britney Spears has realised what a rock Kevin has been to her, and how out of control she has acted recently. Britney Spears has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone, telling him she still loves him.


"Britney Spears just wants to be with him again, and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage."


The report claims that Britney Spears made a suicide attempt last weekend but her mental state has improved since she patched things up with Kevin.


"Britney Spears is still very vulnerable," a friend explained. "Last Saturday hot britney spears said she had the number 666 written onto her bald head. She was crying, and shouting, 'I am the Antichrist!' The clinic people just didn't know what to do. Then britney spears started screaming, ‘I'm a fake! I'm a fake!' It must have been really frightening."

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Friday, March 02, 2007

Simon Cowell Has Blunt Advice For hot britney spears

The outspoken judge on "American Idol" is offering up some blunt advice for embattled singer britney spears.


Simon Cowell told "Extra" that once Spears gets out of rehab, she should go home to britney spears mother, "lock the door, eat some normal food" and "don't go out with your stupid friends."


Cowell said that there are plenty of producers who want to work with her, so she should go to a recording studio and make a hit record.


britney spears, meanwhile, got sprung from rehab for one night to attend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.


The Web site X17 online has photos of britney spears and another woman leaving Promises.


In the photos, britney spears was smiling, wearing a newsboy cap covering her bald head and had pencil or ink scribbling all over sexxy britney spears hands.

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Thursday, March 01, 2007

Kevin Federline Gave Britney Spears Rehab Ultimatum - britney spears pantyless


Britney Spears checked back into a Californian rehabilitation facility last week (22Feb07) after estranged husband Kevin Federline threatened to take away her children.


Federline was furious the Toxic star had checked out of Promises in Malibu last Wednesday (21Feb07), and worked with his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan to schedule an emergency hearing to seek physical and legal custody of their sons, Sean Preston, 18 months, and Jayden James, six months.


A source tells American publication People Federline gave his estranged wife a choice - either she checked back into rehab that night or he would go to court the next morning.


Britney Spears showed up at his home in Tarzana, California last Wednesday evening, followed by 20 members of the paparazzi. When Federline failed to appear, she left and was later seen hitting a photographer's car with an umbrella.

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Later that night, britney spears' mother Lynne, who had flown in from Louisiana to look after britney spears daughter and grandsons, drove her back to the rehab facility.


A source says, "Kevin is working closely with Lynne to let britney spears know how serious it is that britney spears gets help."


Federline reportedly played a key role in persuading britney spears to seek treatment in the first place and has regularly been spotted visiting her at Promises.

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